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    WELCOME TO

    ERIS FOOTWARE

    Bring Chaos To Your Feet!

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    New Styles

    Walking On Air

    Walking On ERIS Footware

    PUMP IT UP WITH ERIS!

  • FAQ

    WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY HOW

    What Is ERIS FootWare?

    RockStar has a tradition of parody and satire -- and that extends to the fictional brands they create in their worlds. ERIS FootWare is a parody of NIKE and other over-hyped athletic-wear companies with very shaky corporate morality and shameless driving of senseless consumerism. ERIS is the Greco-Roman Goddess of Strife. NIKE is the goddess of Victory. Also, the logo is a "Hand of Eris" that looks very similar to DC Shoes' logo.

     

    What Is This Page?

    We're the [ERIS] Crew, in GTA 5. Reppin' the brand, and (real) Discordianism (the nonsense emphasizes SEO over sources).

    I'm In a Crew Already, Can I Still Join?

    Yes. You can be in more than one crew at once. You can make us a primary or secondary crew.

    How Do I Join?

    Joining is a two-part process.

    First, you can join the crew itself on RockStar Social's Page.

    Then, to REALLY join the community itself, you can join the gameplay Discord server.

    Send a message to Lodane for invites to both.

    Do I Have to Join the Discord?

    Technically -- no. But, we will have no other recourse for communication with you if you don't.

    If you don't join the Discord, when any change happens with the crew (e.g., it turns into a GTA 6 crew) you'll have no way of knowing how to reach us or how to keep in contact with your crew friends (especially if RockStar Social disappears/changes as well).

    I'm Not Familiar With The Joke, Have An Example?

    Here's the in-game radio commercials from the games: [posted by others]

    ERIS commercial on YouTube (consumerism) | ERIS commercial on YouTube (child-labor)

    Most of the images on this page were also lifted from the in-game "ErisFootWare.com" site.

    This website was previously hosted with a ".net" extension. This site wishes to differentiate our existence from an actual RockStar property (which, again, we are not associated with RockStar Games).

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    Eris Field Cordwainers

     

     

    Our company has a rich history harking back from the frontier era of this great nation. Eris FootWare began as a small bootmaker's cottage industry, and a whole lot of ambition, as Eris Field Cordwainers in the Scarlett Meadows region of Lemoyne territory.

     

    Pictured, Right: Dourcas Erisian, the founder of Eris Field Cordwainers; Left: Unknown Hireling.

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    Our Partnership with Trevor Phillips Industries

    Meet The Newest Member of

    the Eris Footware Family!

     

    Trevor Phillips is a successful businessman

    when he's not busy modeling our casualware.

     

    Our office practically runs on

    products from Trevor Phillips Industries!