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FAQ
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What Is ERIS FootWare?
RockStar has a tradition of parody and satire -- and that extends to the fictional brands they create in their worlds. ERIS FootWare is a parody of NIKE and other over-hyped athletic-wear companies with very shaky corporate morality and shameless driving of senseless consumerism. ERIS is the Greco-Roman Goddess of Strife. NIKE is the goddess of Victory. Also, the logo is a "Hand of Eris" that looks very similar to DC Shoes' logo.
What Is This Page?
We're the [ERIS] Crew, in GTA 5. Reppin' the brand, and (real) Discordianism (the nonsense emphasizes SEO over sources).
I'm In a Crew Already, Can I Still Join?
Yes. You can be in more than one crew at once. You can make us a primary or secondary crew.
How Do I Join?
Joining is a two-part process.
First, you can join the crew itself on RockStar Social's Page.
Then, to REALLY join the community itself, you can join the gameplay Discord server.
Send a message to Lodane for invites to both.
Do I Have to Join the Discord?
Technically -- no. But, we will have no other recourse for communication with you if you don't.
If you don't join the Discord, when any change happens with the crew (e.g., it turns into a GTA 6 crew) you'll have no way of knowing how to reach us or how to keep in contact with your crew friends (especially if RockStar Social disappears/changes as well).
I'm Not Familiar With The Joke, Have An Example?
Here's the in-game radio commercials from the games: [posted by others]
ERIS commercial on YouTube (consumerism) | ERIS commercial on YouTube (child-labor)
Most of the images on this page were also lifted from the in-game "ErisFootWare.com" site.
This website was previously hosted with a ".net" extension. This site wishes to differentiate our existence from an actual RockStar property (which, again, we are not associated with RockStar Games).
Eris Field Cordwainers
Our company has a rich history harking back from the frontier era of this great nation. Eris FootWare began as a small bootmaker's cottage industry, and a whole lot of ambition, as Eris Field Cordwainers in the Scarlett Meadows region of Lemoyne territory.
Pictured, Right: Dourcas Erisian, the founder of Eris Field Cordwainers; Left: Unknown Hireling.
Our Partnership with Trevor Phillips Industries
Meet The Newest Member of
the Eris Footware Family!
Trevor Phillips is a successful businessman
when he's not busy modeling our casualware.
Our office practically runs on
products from Trevor Phillips Industries!
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